remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
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Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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