I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
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I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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