Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
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Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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