Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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