she was so not down for the gang bang
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
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I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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