I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
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