i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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