i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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