She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
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Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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