the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
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OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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