Whod you bang
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
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I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
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I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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