How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
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We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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