let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
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How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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