you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
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1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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