He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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