im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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