Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
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I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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