..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
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