I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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