how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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