OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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