if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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