Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Barsexuality is the new black.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
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I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
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