Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
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I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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