I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
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I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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