Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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