dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
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so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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