I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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