She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
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who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I think a kid would responsible me up
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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