Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
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Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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