Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
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Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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