ya dads aren't the best wingmen
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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