He is such a slut. More and more my type.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
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Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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