so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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