is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
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