I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
a search helicopter?!
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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