i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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Everyone says I win the strip club
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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