Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
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I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
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