He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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