sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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