If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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