Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
my liver is dry heaving
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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