So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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