is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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