I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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