I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
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And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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