Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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