New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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