I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
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I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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