Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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